pleatedjeans:

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HOW IT SHOULD HAVE ENDED: The Avengers.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Pushing carts on busy, 100 degree day.”

Bottom Text: “Customer: WHY AREN’T YOU SMILING?!?!?.”]

I don’t smile on command, and people screaming at me in the parking lot to “Just be happy” doesn’t actually brighten my mood. Just saying.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “YOU: THEY JUST CAN’T GET ANY DUMBER.”

Bottom Text: “CUSTOMERS: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.”]

cracked:

That’s no fire pit…

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “TOUCHY. FEELY. CUSTOMERS.”

Bottom Text: “GTFO”]

Do you have to put your arm around me while you’re telling me what you’re looking for? Seriously? Ever hear of personal space?

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “WALK WITHIN 3 FEET OF UNLIT REGISTER”

Bottom Text: “ “ARE YOU OPEN THERE?!” ”]